Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

‘I Wish I Were Sick so I Could Take a Break,’ Says Woman Unaware She Can Just Take a Break

Woman Unsure if She’s Sweaty Because of Caffeine, Medication, Anxiety, Fear, or General Vibe

QUIZ: Is It Fool’s Spring or Genius’ Legitimate Spring?

Woman Completes Every Single Work Task Between 4 p.m. and 4:45 p.m.

REPORT: Meaning of Tattoo Will Certainly Convince Parents to Like It

Woman Spends Day Mostly Just Combining Uppers and Downers

Woman Taking Steps to Curb Negative Self-Talk or Some Stupid Shit Like That

Nice! This Woman Needs Every Single One of Her Senses to Be Distracted in Order to Think

TV Being So Good Directly Correlated to Everything Else Being So Bad

QUIZ: Is He a Thoughtful, Considerate Person in Touch With His Feminine Side or Is He Just Crossing His Legs?

Thirty and Thriving! This Woman Can Afford a Coffee or Pastry but Not Both

4 Grounding Techniques That Are Not as Effective as Throwing Your Computer Out of an Open Window

Red Flag? This Man Has a Dry Erase Board in His Bedroom but No Ideas

Aww! This Woman Referred to ‘Heating’ as ‘Cooking’

Man Only Ever Makes Plans for Next 48 Hours

REPORT: Valentine’s Day Plans Clearly Made on February 13th

Trump Not So Against Gender-Affirming Care When It’s His Own Hair Transplant

Woman Spends 45 Minutes Picking Songs for 15 Minute Run

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