Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

Meal Prepping! This Woman Is Making Plans to Go Over to a Friend’s House for Dinner Every Day This Week

Woman Forgoes Sleep in Favor of Watching 300 Short Videos That Mean Nothing to Her

I LIVED IT: I Retold a Story From Childhood and Realized I Was a Bully

QUIZ: Did You Sleep Weird or Is It the First Semblance of Back Pain That Will Plague You for Life?

Fibonacci Sequence! Day-Late Reply to Text Leads to Two-Day-Late Reply, Then Three-Day, and Onwards

REPORT: Quality of Cups Going Down Exponentially as More Guests Arrive

Trump Voter Proud That at the Expense of Women’s Rights, Trans Rights, Immigrant Rights, Global Warming, Palestine, and Ukraine, at Least Economy Might Get Fuckton Worse

Woman Always Thought Fall of Empire Would Be Less Stressful

Hillary a Little Relieved It Wasn’t Just Her

Self-Care! This Woman Took an Ambien at 11 a.m. and Went to Bed

Woman Who Loves to Experience Anxiety for No Reason Takes a Look at Polls

Woman Listening to New Album Imagines How Nice It’ll Be to Like These Songs in a Few Weeks

QUIZ: Is He Into You or Is He Just Texting Because You Hit His Car?

How I Finally Got In-Unit Laundry by Moving Into a Washing Machine

Woman Unsure Whether She Should Remind Parents to Vote

‘I Have IBS,’ Says Woman Who Actually Just Had Four Drinkable Yogurts

Woman Throws Duvet Cover in With Rest of Laundry Like Adding Shark to Fish Tank

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