Author Archives for Felicia Chan

Woman Picks Up New Language Solely to Gain Access to More Gossip

How My Incompetence at Work Helped Me Achieve My Dream of Becoming Unemployed

How to Introduce Two Friends by Locking One of Them in the Bathroom to Acclimatize

Woman Looks Forward to Taking Off Bra and Fake Personality After a Long Day at Work

Why I Don’t See Other Women as Competition Unless We’re Going Thrifting

Breaking Intergenerational Curses? This Woman Turned Up the Thermostat

How to Create a WFH Setup So Ergonomic It Confirms Your Back Pain Is Due to Old Age

How I Gentle Parent My Inner Child by Letting Her Smoke a Cigarette Once in a While

How to Choose a Christmas Tree So Tall You Start Catching Feelings

Oh No! This Woman Drank So Much Sleepytime Tea She Was Pronounced Legally Dead

Inspiring! This Woman Wakes at 5 AM Every Morning to Piss Before Going Back to Sleep

Wow! This Woman’s Internal Monologue Is Just a Baby Goat Bleating for Help

QUIZ: Are Your Plants Dying or Just Bummed Out to See You?

Nice! This Woman’s Passion Project Is Hanging Out With the Girls

How to Let Your Outfit Do the Talking by Perching a Parrot on Your Shoulder