Author Archives for Elyza Halpern

‘Voting Won’t Save Us’ Says Person Doing Nothing Else to Help Save Us

Terrifying! Haunted House to Play Slack Notification Sound on Repeat

Woman’s Vision Board Just Incomplete Tasks From Last Year’s Vision Board

‘Beyoncé Can’t Sing Country!’ Says Man Who Can’t Sing Anything

Free Cryotherapy? This Woman Forgot a Coat

Parents’ Favorite Child Actually Just Best Liar

Woman Dates Such a Horrible Guy That an NFL Player Looks Like Good Idea in Comparison

Trader Joe’s Announces New Sex Toy Line ‘Everything But The Boyfriend’

Good Samaritan! Woman Snoops Through Stranger’s Lost Purse Before Returning It

Dominant Hand Secretly Likes Being a Little Submissive Brat Hand Sometimes