Author Archives for Elana Spivack

Wow! The Bible Was Originally Written in the Notes App

How to Come Out to Your Parents Just by Buttoning the Top Button of Your Shirt

Ultimate Minimalist? This Woman is Naked

Wow! This Falcon Has Incredible Nails

What the Shit? This Woman Writes in Cursive

Four Money Hacks That Don’t Get You Out of Tipping Your Server, You Piece of Shit

6 Lesbian Sex Positions That Are All Just Buying a Cottage Upstate Together

Wow! This Woman Pole Dances for Exercise but Doesn’t Respect Sex Workers