Author Archives for Dylan Reynolds

Makes Sense! $10,000 Raise Translating to $3.12 More Per Paycheck

How to Wake Up From a Nap Without Racing to the Nearest Newsstand to Find Out What Year It Is

Finally! This Woman Met Her Deductible and Gets to Learn What That Means

QUIZ: Are You Happy or Just Morally Complicit in Everything?

Nice! 15 Years of Binge Drinking Offset by Sip of Chamomile Tea

Woman’s Entire Self-Worth Grounded in Good Picture of Her From 8 Years Ago

I LIVED IT: Someone Listened to What I Said Instead of What I Meant

‘We’re All Works in Progress,’ Says Woman Who is at Best a Shitty Outline

‘It’ Couple Mostly Being Carried by ‘It’ Woman

Why I’m Ready to Settle Down and Trust This Device for 30 Days

‘Women in Their 30s Are Single for a Reason,’ Says Man Who Is That Reason

It’s 10 Degrees Warmer Outside. Here’s Why It’s Time to Go off All My Meds.

Woman Showing Doctor Where It Hurts Just Gesturing Broadly at World

Plan to Embark on Lifelong Health Journey Derailed by Friend Asking to Do Happy Hour Later

Embarrassing! This Woman Had Pleasant, Uncomplicated Feelings About a Piece of Art

First Date Mostly Spent Confirming That Music in Fact Good

Deep Clean? This Guy Just Kinda Sprayed Febreze Everywhere

Breaking the Fourth Wall? Uber Driver Joining in on Shit Talk