Author Archives for Dylan Reynolds

How to Text Back ‘Ok’ Even Though You Honestly Have a Lot Going on Right Now

Woman Adjusts Thermostat From Sweltering 70 Degrees to Bone-Chilling 69 Degrees

Wow! This Man Insulted a Woman 47 Times on His Way to Calling Her Hot

How I Learned to Live in the Moment by Watching the Video Without Checking the Comments First

How to Be Friends With an Ambivert Even Though They Spend Half the Time Submerged in Water

I LIVED IT: I Was Running Slightly Ahead of Schedule so Now I’m Running 2 Hours Behind Schedule

Out of Touch? Friend Not Caught Up on News You Read While They Were Talking to You

Makes Sense! $10,000 Raise Translating to $3.12 More Per Paycheck

How to Wake Up From a Nap Without Racing to the Nearest Newsstand to Find Out What Year It Is

Finally! This Woman Met Her Deductible and Gets to Learn What That Means

QUIZ: Are You Happy or Just Morally Complicit in Everything?

Nice! 15 Years of Binge Drinking Offset by Sip of Chamomile Tea

Woman’s Entire Self-Worth Grounded in Good Picture of Her From 8 Years Ago

I LIVED IT: Someone Listened to What I Said Instead of What I Meant

‘We’re All Works in Progress,’ Says Woman Who is at Best a Shitty Outline

‘It’ Couple Mostly Being Carried by ‘It’ Woman

Why I’m Ready to Settle Down and Trust This Device for 30 Days

‘Women in Their 30s Are Single for a Reason,’ Says Man Who Is That Reason