Author Archives for Cassidy Cummings

Only People Who Haven’t Been Touched in Months Can See These Stone Mailboxes as ‘Brawny’

Study Confirms: Recent Orgasm Lasted Longer Than Stimulus Check

Now More Than Ever, Toilet Must Not Clog

Whoa! Fancy Girl Eating Persimmon

‘Hello, I’m in a Stall Waiting to Poop—Please Hurry, Darling,’ Conveyed Via Sniffle

How To Watch People Reject The Pimply Pumpkin Without Taking It Personally

Cool! This Model’s Drawn-On Freckles Make Your Real Ones Look Like Shit

This Woman Casually Dropped In On An Ex By Unfurling From The Ceiling In Aerial Silks

Are You A Creative Type If You’ve Never Even Weaved On A Loom?

Couples Who Do This One Thing Regularly Are Habitual Little Shits

This Serum Works On All Skin Types Except Whatever You Have Going On

I Queefed When I Died and God Won’t Let It Go

Lip Plumpers That Will Take Your Lips From Pink Little Runts To Portly Prize Pigs

BREAKING: The Climbing Rope Responsible For Your Sexual Awakening Is Still Single

Mom Eagerly Awaiting An Infection Of Your Nose Piercing For Glorious Vindication

Margo Rapidly Moving Jaw Up And Down As If That’s Vibrato

This Woman’s Dramatic Weight Loss Involved One Big Poop Resembling The Tragedy Mask

4 Peachy Cream Blushes That Will Make A Guy Named James Climb Inside You