Author Archives for Caroline Hanes

Side Quest? Career Woman Getting Married and Having Kids

Woman Buying Vitamins Only Needs Whatever’s Not in Cheese and Bread

‘It’s Just the Price of a Cup Of Coffee,’ Says Woman Who Can’t Afford That Either

Guy With Sisters Totally Comfortable Picking up Tampons on Way Home From Cheating

Woman Punctuates Vulnerable Declaration of Feelings With Cowboy Emoji

Woman Unsure Which Dead Pet Will Unlock Her Gmail

Woman Spends Most of Nap Calculating How Much Longer She Can Nap

Woman in Honeymoon Stage With New Condiment

REPORT: Pleasure of Orange Outweighed by Labor of Peel

Hospitable! Wedding Hosts Providing Farewell Breakfast to Find Out Who Fucked

Friend Waiting 10 Days to Venmo Request Creating False Sense of Free Mozzarella Sticks

I LIVED IT: I Set an Alarm and It Went Off

‘I Don’t Trust AI,’ Says Woman Who Trusts $4 Bikini Bottom

Damn! Notification Was Loving Message From Friend Instead of Amazon Delivery Update

‘But I Was the Birthday Girl,’ Says Woman Charged With 14 Felonies

Woman Hires TaskRabbit to Make Small Talk With TaskRabbit

How to Remember to Go to Work Even Though There’s No Partiful

Study Finds Woman Who RSVP’d With ‘FUCK YES’ Has 70% Chance of Canceling

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