Author Archives for Brandon Follick

REPORT: Plans Made Either Too Far in Advance to Confirm or Too Short Notice to Confirm

What the Fuck? Coffee Shop Closed Before You Ready to Leave the House

Woman Hates Being Perceived Unless It’s By the Automatic Hand Soap Dispenser

Lifestyle Creep? This Woman Took an Ambulance to the Hospital

Woman Only Watching TV Show so She Can Listen to Podcast Recapping Show

Inspiring! This Woman Achieved an Old Career Goal and Felt Nothing

Woman’s Neck Hurts Today From Accidentally Staring at Phone in Weird Position All Night

Woman Shocked by Her Low Account Balance Despite Having No Budget, Goals, or Self Control

Trump Signs Inflation Expansion Act

Woman Spends Entire Vacation Hating the Outfits She Packed

Beautiful Cobblestone Street Ruined by Dragging Suitcase Behind You

Scientists Estimate About a Dildo’s Worth of Microplastics in Your Brain

Wow! This Woman Pretended to Be Busy at Her Job for So Long It Accidentally Became Her Career

TikTok Influencer Devastated About Having to Get a Soulless Job Like the One You Have

‘Gen Z Can’t Read,’ Says Millennial Who Relied on SparkNotes to Graduate

Weird! Job Market Somehow Only Bad for Specifically You

‘Don’t Let Politics Affect Friendships,’ Says Guy’s Girl

Congressional Republicans Gain Control of Both Fallopian Tubes

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