Author Archives for Brandon Follick

Selfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn About

Woman Can’t Wait to Have New Weather to Complain About

Trader Joe’s Recalls Frozen Falafel After Customers Report Traces of Flavor

Caffeine Consumption Not Enough to Wake Up but Enough to Shit Immediately

Uh Oh! Most Unstable Friend Only One Agreeing With You

Selfish? This Woman Is Running Even Though It’s Not to Fund a Cure for Cancer

Smiling Woman Holding Cocktail in Photo Has No Idea She’ll Later Refer to This Moment as Her Rock Bottom

Miss Piggy Admits Everyone Did Coke on Set of ‘The Muppet Show’

‘It’s Finally Nice Out,’ Says Woman Who Has Sweat Through 4 Outfits Today

How to Gay Shoplift From Businesses That Refuse to Take Your Gay Money

4 Waterproof Mascaras We Got to Test by Going on the Log Flume Over and Over Again

Inspiring! This Woman Always Has Just Enough Money Leftover From Rent to Eat for Exactly 2 Weeks

Nice! Woman Replaces Screen Time Before Bed With Panicking in the Dark

Planters Celebrates Pride by Revealing Mr. Peanut Once Explored His Bisexuality by Getting Eiffel Towered in the Stonewall Bathroom

Aw! This 4-Year-Old Geography Wiz Can Name Every State’s Abortion Law

Should You Get Married or Do You Just Want a Tattoo?

How to Combat Your Fear of Flying by Imagining the Plane Naked

I’m a Feminist, But I’m Taking My Husband’s Last Name to Bring Great Shame Upon It

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