Author Archives for Betty Johnson

‘It’s Okay to Enjoy a Cheat Meal Once in a While,’ Says Seagull with Plastic Bag Half-way Out Ass

Scrunch Butt Leggings That Will Have Your Ass Gasping for Air, Begging for Mercy

Burgundy Hair Looks That Say ‘Please Don’t Google Me Or You’ll Find My Dr. Who Fanfiction’

Bathroom Selfie Taken Moments After Monster Shit

Woman Crochets Everything But a Sense of Purpose

QUIZ: Is He Hot Or Are You Masturbating to the LL Bean Catalog Again

Suede Ankle Booties That Will Have the Villagers Chanting ‘Begone Cloven-Hoofed Devil’

Tattoo Clearly From 2008

How to Get Him to Eat Your Ass by Pointing to Two Dogs at The Park and Saying “Must Be Nice”

Help! He Found the Clit but Now It’s Taunting Him With a Series Of Riddles

Dog Has Amazing Tits

Is It Love Or Is He Just A Carnival Worker Fastening Your Seatbelt?

We Asked Five Couples How They Met And The Results Were Cute But Could Never Hold A Candle To Notting Hill

5 Cage Bras To Complicate and Delay Sex

Diva Alert! This Lion Mauled A Zoo Patron Just For The Drama Of It