Author Archives for Amanda Hoffman

Yes! This Kidney Is Woman-Owned

How to Fist Bump Like You Have a Secure Attachment Style

Whoa! Amelia Bedelia Has an OnlyFans

How to Respect Him Even Though He’s Saying Gnocchi Wrong

Birthday Girl Brings Cupcakes For Her 300-Person Lecture

I Masturbate With My Pinkie Up, Like a Lady

Sorry for the Background Noise, My Mom is Going Up and Down the Stairs in Flip-Flops

Aw! This Puppy is So Sleepy Because He Has Mono

Uh Oh! Beth Wants Your Feedback on a Musical She Wrote About Helen Keller

Woah! Someone Took A Shit On Karen’s Yoga Mat

Is It Real Chemistry, or Do You Just Have the Same JonBenét Theory?