Author Archives for Alyson D'Lando

Woman Only Has Firm Boundaries When Ignoring Emails Nancy Pelosi Specifically Said Not To

‘Still Think I’m Too Old?’ Says Biden Spotted Shopping at Forever 21

‘Let Me Know if This Is the Wrong Place to Ask’ Says Woman Asking Medical Question at the Doctor

Aw! This Woman Was Only Willing to Separate People From Their Government When It Was Her and Trump

Artist in Residence? This Woman Moved Back in With Her Parents

‘Hey Y’all!’ Tries Friend From New Jersey

Nice! Government Finally Makes Tampons Free but Only the Light Ones

Historians Confirm Even Mother Teresa Zoomed in on Herself in Photos

Nice! This Woman’s Salary Requirements Are ‘As Much As You’ll Give Me?’

How to Get Him to Notice You by Hiring the Barbie Marketing Team

Woman Can’t Believe Cute Little Neighborhood Place She Never Went to Closed

Nice! This Woman Won the Argument in Her Head so She Can Finally Fall Asleep

Wow! This Mom Lifted a Car Because Her Vape Was Under It

‘I’m a Slow Reader,’ Says Woman Who Is on Her Phone for 10 Minutes After Every Paragraph

This Woman Wiped Her Ass With a Dude Wipe and Immediately Got a 10% Raise

‘Sorry That Was So Long,’ Says Dying Woman Recounting Life Story

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