Author Archives for Alyson D'Lando

Mayor Adams Relieved to No Longer Be the Most Corrupt Leader in Nation

Woman Who Stopped Therapy Not So Smug Now

Friends Engage in Annual Ritual of Pretending Pumpkin Carving Is Fun

How to Manage Election Anxiety by Focusing on All Your Other Kinds

Apple Confirms They Keep Changing the Chargers Just to Fuck With You

‘Working On Something New!’ Teases Influencer Who Got a Day Job

I LIVED IT: My Grandma Had More Reproductive Rights Than Me and Also a Hypothetical Shot With Paul Newman

Chosen Family Starting to Get Kinda Annoying Too

Etsy Seller Includes Home Cooked Steak Dinner as Thank You for Purchase

QUIZ: Are You Not Going Outside Because of a Heat Advisory, Poor Air Quality, or Because You Wouldn’t Have Anyway?

Family Who Only Checks in During Natural Disasters Closest They’ve Been in Decades

‘I Think It Might Just Be Allergies,’ Says Woman Being Read Last Rites

Anti-Car Culture Woman Prepared to Throw It All Away for a Ride to the Beach

Woman Who Didn’t Want to Make Phone Call Now Yelling Things in the Background for Boyfriend to Say

‘It’s Been an Expensive Month’ Says Woman at the End of Every Month

REPORT: Happy Now, Freaks?

Nice! This Woman Didn’t Choose Career or Family

Phew! Woman Finally Spent $30 and Can Fall Asleep

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