Author Archives for Alyson D'Lando

REPORT: All New Years’ Resolutions About Phones

Wow! ChatGPT Founder Can’t Imagine Raising a Newborn Without ChatGPT or a Billion Dollars

States Considering Social Media Ban for Minors and One Friend Each of Us Gets to Select

Man Preparing for Cold Weather by Continuing to Wear Shorts

Texas Bans Women From Peeing After Sex

Why I’m Going No Contact With My Boss

Woman Owns One Bra and 17 Unwearable Backups

Woman Enrolls in Elementary School so Someone Will Confiscate Her Phone

Aw! This Girl Dad And Boy Mom Couldn’t Find Anything to Talk About so They Just Fucked

Woman Shocked by How Much Work She Can Get Done When She Just Works

Justice? Friend Who Made You Wear Cowboy Boots With Bridesmaid Dress Getting Divorced

Man Ready to Settle Down With Someone Who Has a Purse He Can Put Things In

Wife Only One to ‘Haha’ Husband’s Comment in Group Chat

How to Feel Young Again by Taking a Drag of a Clove Cigarette and Immediately Throwing Up

Mom Incorrectly Assumes for 15th Year in a Row That You’re Coming Home for Easter

Study Confirms It’s So Weird When It’s Your Birthday

Nice! This Guy’s Political Party Is Podcasts

Government Confirms Drones Over New Jersey All Shooting Very Elaborate Wedding Videos

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