La Créme Color Drenched Lipstick in Unicorn Tears (Too Faced, $22)
This creamy lipstick is long-wearing and the Unicorn Tears hue is so much fun for the warmer months. Get it before I let it fall behind my toilet into the most disgusting and inexplicably moist area of my entire apartment, where it will remain so untouchable that I don’t even dare reach back there to retrieve and dispose of it.