The 4 Best Yoga Pants to Squeeze Your Big, Jiggly Ass Into

The Athleta eclipse tight comes in six different sizes to accommodate huge asses like yours, and teeny asses, unlike yours. Still, even if you go for a big size, you are pretty much guaranteed to work up a sweat stuffing your enormous sleeping bag of an ass into this tiny little spandex sleeve. Wow, how cool that once you’re in them you are a yoga goddess in savasana, but before that they’re a nightmare for your giganto booty!