Sure He’s Great, But Do You See Yourself Arguing In A Mall With This Guy? Print Edition - Apr 27, 2017 By: Liz Magee Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Wow! This 90-Year-Old Theatre Major is Still ‘Figuring it Out!’ I Used to Never Queef in Meetings. Now I Always Do. Here’s Why.