Stripes are always a classic look for any season. This dress will have you thinking, “Why am I feeling such a lovely breeze on my undercarriage?” as you walk the whole way to work parading your bare butt for all to see. Nail down your “mortified face” now so it’s ready when Linda the front desk lady greets you with “Oh, honey,” and pulls your dress down! Maybe the two of you can bond over her second-hand embarrassment!