Stylish Athleisure Pants That Will Look Like Sweatpants When You Stain Them

On The Fly Pant, $98, Lululemon

These cropped, form-fitting pants will have everyone thinking about how effortlessly stylish you always are. After you accidentally spill wine on them, you’ll have everyone thinking “is that how those pants are supposed to fit? Is she going through a breakup? How dare she wear sweatpants to this karaoke bar. Guards, seize her!”