Slutty Outfits You Can’t Wear Because Your Dad is a Strict, Overprotective Sea King

Add some knee-high socks to this little number to make all the human men say, “Damn, does that girl have any legs? She doesn’t? That’s fine.” This adorable crop would highlight your incredible rack – if your father didn’t happen to be the controlling King Triton who rules upon the sea. Whatever, girl – make that deal with the sea witch!!