Pleated Skirts That Say, ‘I Have a Secret Twin and Yeah, She’s Evil’

Now what would a big girl with big business pleats be doing with a secret evil twin? This floral skirt will be the perfect piece to wear to the trial for the crime she definitely committed. With your legs neatly crossed and your bum in the witness chair, the jury will have no choice but to swoon over your goodie-two-shoes, one-of-a-kind self! What could you possibly be hiding? When the DNA test from the fingerprints left at the scene comes back a perfect match, you’ll be screaming “I pleat the Fifth!” in no time.