Little Black Dresses That We Shouldn’t Wear Because It’s Too Cold Out, Ashlee

Halter (BCBGeneration, $108)

The 90s are back and that can only mean one thing: it's halter time! So make sure you're working out those shoulders and strap one of these babies on—in a few months when it gets warmer. Ashlee, we are not 19 anymore! We don't have to do this. A halter in the dead of winter is ridiculous, even with the incredibly unhelpful light jacket you're going to suggest we all wear. Do we look cute? Of course. Would we look cuter if we weren’t shivering outside in a bar line? Yes, Ashlee, yes! Men will fuck us wearing anything Ashlee, we do not have to do this!