‘I’m Such a Bitch Before I Have Coffee’ Says Woman Who Is Also a Bitch After Print Edition - Jan 9, 2025 By: Michelle Cohn Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: BitchCoffeeDidn't Help REPORT: Silly Fuzzy Socks Not So Silly Now That You’re Sick Couple Waiting to Get Married Until They Have Fewer Friends to Invite