High-Waisted Cargo Shorts That Say, ‘There’s a Dinosaur Behind Me Isn’t There?’

This wardrobe staple has many pockets for you to carry everything from outdoor necessities to rare, ancient relics. In fact, these shorts can carry so much that you won’t even notice the crushing weight of the live dino egg you mistook for a fossil. Don’t look behind you, but it seems like mom has already taken notice and isn’t happy. Better start running!