Heinous Floral Tops That Will Finally Win Your Mom’s Approval
Funky Yet Uptight Button-down
Brooks Brothers, $64 If your mom recently found out about your love of MDMA, or you’re looking to cover up a new sleeve tattoo, look no further than this grandma-pleasing top, which probably resembles a piece of furniture in your mother’s house. It’s a drastic choice, and one that she might even criticize herself, but secretly she’s breathing a sigh of relief and putting you back in the will.
