Four Winter Coats That Can Go Fuck Themselves Until They Come in Millennial Pink
Compania Fantastica Neoprene Coat With Scallops, $99, Modcloth
Leave it open to show off the delicate scalloped trim, or button it up for a classic 60s silhouette. This stylish coat makes a statement without breaking the bank - but it’s only available in a cold, unfeeling gray. Since you’re not a fucking Lord of the Rings wizard, this boring-ass coat can go play in a fucking wood chipper.
