Black Matte Jersey Flutter Sleeve Top (Ann Taylor, $45)
While it’s true you can’t really wear a cardigan over these tops without the sleeves getting all bunched up, you’re not one to back down when faced with a challenge. It’s like that time everyone thought you were the wrong choice to play Maria in West Side Story because you were “only a sophomore” and “it was Tori’s turn to have the lead,” but look at you now! You now know that your mostly-white high school definitely shouldn’t have done West Side Story and you’ve got a closet full of flutter-sleeve tops!