Five Hot Bikinis For Sitting Very Still Next To The Pool

Any move you make in this pre-tangled suit carries the risk of asphyxiation. Even though it’s fake-tangled, you’ll inevitably put it on wrong and it will become for-real-tangled. If you’re the kind of person who wouldn’t get into the water anyway, and prefers to linger poolside like a reclining mannequin in an oxygen-optional environment—well here you go!