Cat Eyes So Cute You Get Adopted by a Sad Woman Going Through a Breakup

If you want to take your cat eye to the next level, put on some actual cat makeup. This will be enough to confuse any heartbroken girl into snuggling you up and bringing you home. You were probably going to a costume party, but to a recently dumped woman, you’ll appear to be a stray in need of some TLC. She’s in such a vulnerable place that she’ll bring you home and start referring to you as “Pippa”. You’ll say, “My name is actually Karen” but she’ll just reply “You’re my little Pippa!” Maybe you should get out of there—or not! Could be nice!