Blankets You Can Just Fucking Die In

YEAH FUCK YEAH HERE’S FIVE—YES, FIVE FUCKING BLANKETS YOU CAN KEEP BY A BOG. Wrap yourself in all five of these body-smotherers and bury yourself alive in the bog. Your dead corpse will be preserved for centuries by that murdering bog. These are blankets for the shit-damn history books. Fuck, those blankets have a tight knit. Now you can fucking die!