6 Hiking Outfits To Attract A Waifish Man

A Full Rain Suit

While this look is not what you’d traditionally wear to snag a man, waifish men of the outdoors are not seeking traditional standards of beauty! This look screams, “I’M PREPARED” and “I LOVE TO BE PROTECTED” and also “I AM NOT AFRAID OF ROUGH WEATHER OR WEIGHING MORE THAN MY SEXUAL PARTNERS.” With this look, any hiking man worth his weight in homemade granola will be peeling that neoprene right off your sweaty legs!