6 Hiking Outfits To Attract A Waifish Man

Wool Socks, Teensy Shorts, and Hiking Boots

If you’re trying to cuff a tiny, outdoorsy man, look no further than the classic look: artfully old wool socks paired with classic looking hiking boots and tiny shorts. Thin men with fast metabolisms are drawn to this look like moths to a flame! Try adding a “retro day-pack” from your local outdoor outfitter to seal the deal and nab a weekend hiking trip with endless, bony trailside boinkings.