5 Summer Flats That Will Smell Like Ass By August

Store Woven Flats (ModCloth, $55)

Be the envy of all your friends in these adorable, summery flats. Rock these with fitted jeans and a Boho blouse, and you’ll be brewing up a spicy, permeating sweat in no time! Would sandals have allowed your feet some much-needed air? Maybe! But it’s too late for that now, isn’t it?