5 Ruffle Shirts That Say, ‘Mother Needs Her Rest’

Ruffle-Neck Cotton Jacquard Tunic, Brooks Brothers, $59.00

This modest, tunic-length ruffled top will pair perfectly with your parasol as you stroll around town, avoiding the lusting gazes of men. The crispness of the collar tells the world that you don’t have time for tomfoolery, and you will hold your neck high as you reveal that you need your shutters drawn for at least 12 hours a night, for the world troubles you so.