5 Pixie Cuts That Say ‘I’m Fun and Sexy and I Still Shoplift From Claire’s’

The asymmetrical pixie.

This gorgeous, intentionally off-balanced style reflects the delicate balance you juggle each week with work, student loans, your breakup with Brad, and healthy diet and exercise. So go ahead, slide that pendant statement necklace into your high-waisted trousers so you can feel in control of something. Everyone does it, except for they don’t. And you shouldn’t either. This is embarrassing, especially because your haircut cost $140 and this necklace was $3!