5 Lilly Pulitzer Prints That Say, ‘I’ve Masturbated To A Romney’

Mens Beaumont Short, $98

Wear these shorts to play shuffleboard with the boys, and don’t worry what they might hint about your sexual preferences. Trust us, you’re definitely not the only one who’s imagined a scenario involving all five Romney boys. Yes, that’s Tagg, Craig, Matt, Josh, AND Ben. Sweet, strong Ben.