5 Jelly Sandals That Prove You Miss The 90s More Than All The Other Bitches

Jeffrey Campbell Jelly Slide Sandal (Nordstrom, $44.95)

Offset this basic clear jelly slide by walking down the street with a boombox blasting “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls. That will get all the other bitches thinking, “Damn, this chick misses the 90s more than we ever did!” Zigazig ah, you’re so much better than they are!