5 Gorgeous Lingerie Sets That Cost as Much as Two Vibrators

(L'Agent by Agent Provocateur, $280) Penelope Corset and Thong

This corset-and-thong set is guaranteed to drive him wild, assuming he doesn't cancel at the last minute because he's gotten too drunk at a sour mash whiskey tasting to drive over and mash you with his dick. For the same price, you could have had several consecutive orgasms at your leisure, perhaps while lounging in a candlelit tub, with two high-quality waterproof silicone vibrators with a five-star rating on Amazon. C’est chic!