5 Gifts for Him That Are All Socks for His Big, Floppy Dick Living - Dec 19, 2017 By: Laura Mulcahy SHARE: Tweet 4 of 7 A Green Ankle Sock The sock is small, so it will hang precariously off the tip of his huge dong. If he shakes that girthy hotdog around too much, the sock will fall right off! This is fun for both of you. Floppy DickNasty DickHuge Dick 3 Ways to Manage All the Fame and Fortune You’ve Come Into Suddenly After Your Sexual Assaulter Is Publicly Outed Check Out These Thicc Christmas Present Bows