5 Clogs to Announce You’re in a Committed Relationship

With the Ancient Roads clog, you’ll make it clear that you are traveling down an ancient road—the road of love! Only an adult female who has truly loved can wear the Ancient Roads Clog, and in them, she can impart her wisdom at brunch to her single, clogless friends. In these clogs, you’ll be able to remind them that, “Once I stopped looking, it finally happened.”