5 Celebs that are Hot but Not as Hot as Eating Something Right Out of the Microwave

This Oscar-nominated super hunk is captivating to watch in any role. Unfortunately, even though he is the sexiest True Detective in existence, he won’t be able to solve the mystery of why he’s not as blistering hot as scarfing down a tray of Trader Joe’s Chicken Tikka Masala when it says to microwave and then cool for a few minutes and you definitely didn’t wait.