4 Shorts That Say, ‘I Wish I Wasn’t Wearing Shorts’

Urban Renewal Remade Low-Rise Slouchy Denim Short (Urban Outfitters, $59)

These shorts are perfect for music festivals, taking a walk out on the town, or going to a farmer’s market, but make sure not to stay out past 7 p.m., or else every gust of wind will send you straight into hypothermia. Maybe some linen pants would’ve been a better option after all?