4 Mother’s Day Gifts That Just Don’t Compare To The Gift of Life

Embroidered Floral Mule (Soludos, $75)

With summer just around the corner, your mom will be so happy to have these cool shoes – the embroidery is stunning, and the neutral color makes them great for everyday wear. But even if she does wear them every day, it won’t quite measure up to the gift you experience daily from just being alive, which you have your mom to thank for. Still, you’re pretty silly to think that a stylish pair of shoes is an adequate gift for the person who not only gave you life but then kept you alive by giving you food, shelter, and love. Nice try, bitch!