4 Long Summer Shorts That Perfectly Hide Your Thigh Tattoo of Scooby Doo Tripping on Acid

Women’s Active Relaxed Shorts (Lands End, $21)

Your ass actually looks great in a pair of short shorts. And so does your tattoo. But society's “norms” require that you dim your shine so that Amy doesn’t get mad at you for explaining the brain receptors for different hallucinogens to her 12-year-old. These shorts will do. There they are, some cute and comfy shorts that will spare you the conversational trap that is your large thigh tattoo. And cross your fingers no one invites you to a pool party this year. Ruh-roh!