4 Long Summer Shorts That Perfectly Hide Your Thigh Tattoo of Scooby Doo Tripping on Acid

Look at Me Now Bike Short (Spanx, $58)

These seamless shorts will flatten your tummy and lift your butt. More importantly, they’ll hide the elaborate thigh tattoo in which aliens toss glowing intergalactic Scooby snacks into Scooby’s mouth. People tend to have a lot of questions about it for some reason.