4 Lip Stains That’ll Make You Look Like a Naughty Little Imp Who Ate All the Cherry Tart

Ultralip (Glossier, $18)

Okay so Glossier isn’t known for its staying power, but neither are you. You scamper place to place, sowing chaos, planting mortal lovers’ quarrels – gleefully intoxicated from cherry tart and beetlescoot, which is basically just like imp cocaine. Seriously, it’s not good for you; you have a problem. Anyway, all of this will be clear to the world when you take off your mask and they see this Ultralip.