4 Fresh White Shirts To Ruin With Your Armpits

Slim Fit Portofino Shirt (Express, $49.90)

This classic button down can be dressed up or down, so go ahead and wear it for work or play! But be warned: Even just your slightly sweaty armpits will begin to turn the shirt yellow right away. After a few wears, those nasty yellow stains will be obvious to literally anyone who looks at you. You have become a giant pit stain, girl. Just throw the shirt away and move on.