4 Corduroy Skirts That Say ‘I Tried to Fuck My English Professor’  

Charter Club Corduroy Skirt ($54, Macy’s)

We love an earth tone for fall! And with it’s modest length, no one will suspect that you spent all semester pretending to be interested in e e cummings’ work so that you could attend your hot English professor’s office hours without drumming up the suspicion that you were actively trying to get into bed with him. Sneaky! Academic!