4 Button-Down Shirts That Will Make Your Harlot Tits Look Profesh

Adalyn Silk Blouse (Equipment, $218)

This button up is a great choice for busty and flat-chested woman alike. But it’s mostly ideal for any woman whose tits absolutely scream, "I'm a harlot!" and need to be fully contained in the workplace. An open V-neck offers breathing room to anyone whose knockers have a sexual personality of their own that demands attention, but should also appear contained for professional, and patriarchal reasons. With this blouse, no one will question whether your deviant strumpet boobies know how to use Microsoft Word.