4 Beach Cover-Ups to Stop the Sea From Getting Too Horny

This caftan is timelessly elegant and also long as hell, which is good because damn gurl even them ankles are sexy. And bad news: the sea is into ankles. And you have the hottest ankles of any bitch on this beach. But don’t worry: boobs and ass are definitely covered so you’re safe for the time being. Safe and tastefully covered, which is for the best because, quite frankly, the ocean is not ready to see any of the best parts of your hot, hot bod. You’ll definitely want to swim during the summer months, but please do it responsibly in one of these tasteful cover-ups so you don’t make the sea too horny.