4 ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Stars Who I Didn’t Even Root for but Would Still Vote Into Congress Before Dr. Oz

Pizza Pete

The last thing our government needs is a man who is solely defined by an alliterative nickname. Sadly, by being the owner of a pizza shop, he may be one of the most qualified contestants on the show to run for Congress. What does running a pizza shop have to do with holding political office? No clue. But what does running a medical talk show that hawks diet pills have to do with it either?